Why was the teenager crying during the main course? It wasn’t the onions—it’s just that she forgot to feed her virtual pet during the prayer, and it “passed away” on a screen the size of a postage stamp.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
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2025 Legacy: AI Music
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2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
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37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
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34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
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2023 Archive: Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour
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2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
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2023 Legacy: The "Planet of the Bass" Song
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
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😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
The future is laughing at us.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
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