1997 Legacy: The Stethoscope
“Your heart is beating like a techno song.” “Is that bad?” “Only if you don’t like glow sticks.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Stethoscope
1997 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to let me in? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Annie
1997 Vintage: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is heavy, push it open! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Theodore
1997 Vintage: The Frances McDormand “Fargo” Win
Why did she win Best Actress? Because she proved that you can solve a triple homicide, be seven months pregnant, and have a Minnesota accent… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Frances McDormand “Fargo” Win
1997 Classic: The “Secrets & Lies” Hope
Why was Mike Leigh there? To remind everyone that British people can be miserable in a way that is technically “Award-Winning.” Part of the 42… Read More »1997 Classic: The “Secrets & Lies” Hope
1997 Legacy: The Seating Chart Drama
Why were the “Indie” actors sitting so close to the front? To make the studio executives nervous about their job security. Part of the 42… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Seating Chart Drama
1997 Vintage: The HMO Diet
My doctor told me the only way my insurance would cover a nutritionist is if I agreed to only eat pictures of food. Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The HMO Diet
1997 Vintage: The Amnesia
“Doctor, I keep forgetting what year it is.” “It’s 1997.” “Are you sure? I feel like I’ve been in this waiting room since 1994.” Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Amnesia
1997 Classic: The Detroit Red Wings
Why did the “Hockeytown” wait 42 years? To make the celebration last all summer after Steve Yzerman finally lifted the Stanley Cup. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The Detroit Red Wings
1997 Archive: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Archive: The Dwayne