2017 Archive: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the crypto-code. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the spinning craze. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Sun
I’m “shining” on the matte screen. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The iPhone X FaceID Fail
Why was the boss making weird faces at his phone? He got the new iPhone X and it wouldn’t recognize him after he put on… Read More »2017 Archive: The iPhone X FaceID Fail
2017 Vintage: The “Covfefe” Incident
Why did the intern blame his typo on a “Secret Code”? Because if the President can do it at 3 AM, he can do it… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Covfefe” Incident
2017 Archive: The “Bone Apple Tea” Meme
Why was the catering menu so weird? Because the intern thought “Bon Appétit” was a type of fruit. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Bone Apple Tea” Meme
2017 Classic: The VoIP “Zoom” Start
Why did the IT guy say “Forget Skype”? Because a new app called Zoom arrived, and it actually let you see people’s faces without a… Read More »2017 Classic: The VoIP “Zoom” Start
2017 Legacy: The Office Chair “Gaming Chair” Trend
Why was the accountant sitting in a racing seat? Because he heard it was “Ergonomic” and now he feels like he’s doing taxes at 200… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Office Chair “Gaming Chair” Trend
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Bubble
Why did the lawyer start accepting Bitcoin in 2017? Because by the time the client finished the consultation, the fee had gone from $500 to… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Bubble
2017 Archive: The Lab Rat (17 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Fake News” study? Because the lawyers were the only ones who could make a lie sound like a… Read More »2017 Archive: The Lab Rat (17 Edition)