2015 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2015
Why were we so ready for 2016? Because we had seen Pluto, we had seen the Force awaken, and we were pretty sure that 2016… Read More »2015 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2015
2015 Legacy: The Fantastic Four Reboot
I’ve already forgotten this happened. Let’s move on to 2016. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The “Work from Home”
(Wait, that’s 2016). Fifth Harmony is already warming up. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Blue Origin & SpaceX Landings
Why was the President cheering? Because he realized that if the 2016 election got any weirder, he’d need a reusable rocket to leave the planet.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Blue Origin & SpaceX Landings
2015 Archive: The 2015 Optimism
We’ve got Star Wars back, the Dress is solved (it was blue), and everything is digital. Surely 2016 will be a very quiet, predictable year.… Read More »2015 Archive: The 2015 Optimism
2015 Legacy: The “Nasty Woman” & “Bad Hombres” (Preview)
Why were the debates getting so weird? Because the 2016 script was already being written by a group of very caffeinated reality TV producers. Part… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Nasty Woman” & “Bad Hombres” (Preview)
2015 Vintage: The 2015 Ending
“Next year is 2016! Surely it will be a calm and peaceful year.” The bartender laughs and laughs. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The 2015 Ending
2015 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2016 Manifesto” into a 16GB stick. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015 “The Dress… Read More »2015 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
2015 Vintage: The David Bowie “Blackstar” (The Teaser)
Why the mystery? For the legend preparing his final masterpiece in secret, leaving us clues we wouldn’t understand until 2016. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2015 Vintage: The David Bowie “Blackstar” (The Teaser)
2015 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2016, I’m going to cut off my man bun. Maybe.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition… Read More »2015 Archive: The New Year’s Resolution