2016 Vintage: The Cellular Waistband Armor
Encasing a very thin modern mobile device inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a plastic tube… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Cellular Waistband Armor
2016 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2016 Vintage: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference
The youth leader trying to connect his phone to a new wireless speaker for the opening prayer, only for the device to accidentally pair with… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Bluetooth Speaker Interference
2016 Classic: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2016 Classic: The GPS Sanctuary Navigation
A visiting family arriving fifteen minutes late to the service because their smartphone’s digital map mistakenly routed them to an empty field two miles down… Read More »2016 Classic: The GPS Sanctuary Navigation
2015 Vintage: The Final 2015 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Awakened”? Because the 90s were officially back (via Star Wars), the dress was whatever color you wanted it to be, and… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Final 2015 Vibe
2015 Classic: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2016 Failures” for me. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Classic: The New Year
2015 Archive: The End
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2016! Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2015
Why were we so ready for 2016? Because we had seen Pluto, we had seen the Force awaken, and we were pretty sure that 2016… Read More »2015 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2015
2015 Legacy: The Fantastic Four Reboot
I’ve already forgotten this happened. Let’s move on to 2016. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified