2016 Archive: The “Fifty Shades of Black” Burn
Why Marlon Wayans? For a parody that was somehow less funny than the actual Fifty Shades of Grey. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Fifty Shades of Black” Burn
2016 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Julia Louis-Dreyfus? For apologizing for the current political climate while holding a gold statue. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2016 “Dragon… Read More »2016 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2016 Classic: The American Crime Story Clean Sweep
Why? Because it was the first time a miniseries felt like a national event since the actual 90s. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The American Crime Story Clean Sweep
2016 Legacy: The Suicide Squad “Damaged”
Why was the Joker so edgy? Because Jared Leto decided that “acting” meant sending used condoms to his co-stars and having “Damaged” tattooed on his… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Suicide Squad “Damaged”
2016 Legacy: The Passengers Loneliness
Why Chris Pratt and J-Law? For a movie that asked: “If you were stuck on a spaceship, would you wake up Jennifer Lawrence just so… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Passengers Loneliness
2016 Vintage: The Kanye West “The Life of Pablo” Chaos
Why the floating stage? Because Kanye kept changing the album after it was released, proving that in 2016, a “finished” record was just a suggestion.… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Kanye West “The Life of Pablo” Chaos
2016 Vintage: The Kings of Leon “Walls”
Why the floating faces? For the band finally getting another #1 album by leaning back into their melodic rock roots. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Kings of Leon “Walls”
2016 Vintage: The Death of Glenn Frey
Why the Eagles silence? For the loss of a songwriter who helped define the sound of the American West. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Death of Glenn Frey
2016 Legacy: The Five Nights at Freddy’s
Sister Location Panic: The group of middle schoolers huddling in the back of the library, screaming in terror as a digital clown-like animatronic jumped onto… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Five Nights at Freddy’s
2016 Classic: The Suicide Squad Uniform
Why the Halloween dress-up day turned into absolute chaos because twenty different high school girls showed up wearing blue-and-pink pigtails and holding plastic baseball bats.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Suicide Squad Uniform