2015 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
Why was “4K” the new dream? Because we wanted to see the individual pixels of our stress during an audit. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
2015 Legacy: The Final 2015 Joke
Why did the manager bring a “White and Gold Dress” to the 2016 planning meeting? To show that “Perspective is everything, especially when the budget… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Final 2015 Joke
2015 Archive: The Inside Out Logic
Why did the lawyer love the movie? Because he also has “Joy,” “Sadness,” and “Anger” in his head, but they all report to “Greed.” Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Inside Out Logic
2015 Classic: The Internship
Why was the intern sad? He was told he was a “Wearable Tech Analyst,” which meant he had to count how many times the partner’s… Read More »2015 Classic: The Internship
2015 Classic: Star Wars
The Force Awakens: Why were grown men crying in December 2015? Because Han Solo and Chewbacca stepped onto the Millennium Falcon and said, “Chewie, we’re home,”… Read More »2015 Classic: Star Wars
2015 Vintage: Minions (The Movie)
Why was everything yellow in 2015? Because Minions got their own movie and suddenly became the face of everything from bananas to life insurance. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: Minions (The Movie)
2015 Vintage: The Year 2015
Why did it end? Because Adele finally stopped calling, the dress finally became just a dress, and we were ready for whatever 2016 had in… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Year 2015
2015 Legacy: The Creed
I told her I’m a fighter. She said, “You’re a ‘fright-er’—you jump every time the toaster pops.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Creed
2015 Vintage: The Hotline Bling Logic
“You used to call me on my cell phone.” My wife: “I still do, but you never answer, so I have to call the landline.”… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Hotline Bling Logic
2015 Legacy: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Empty Wallet