2015 Vintage: The “Cyber” Awareness 2015
Why the new training? To remind the General that “Password” is still not a secure way to protect the nuclear codes. Part of the 34… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Cyber” Awareness 2015
2015 Legacy: The Jurassic World Return
Why was the 2015 BBQ so “Prehistoric”? Because Chris Pratt taught us that “raptor training” is the only way to keep the kids away from… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Jurassic World Return
2015 Classic: The The Hateful Eight (Teasers)
Why were there eight people arguing at the table? Because Quentin Tarantino made “sitting in a room and talking” feel like a high-stakes western. Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The The Hateful Eight (Teasers)
2015 Classic: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force &… Read More »2015 Classic: The Annie
2015 Classic: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Classic: The Ketchup
2015 Vintage: The FIFA Corruption Scandal
Why did the U.S. arrest the soccer officials? To prove that the only thing more corrupt than a “Political Action Committee” is a “Soccer Tournament… Read More »2015 Vintage: The FIFA Corruption Scandal
2015 Archive: The Neil Patrick Harris Underwear Stunt
Why did the host walk on stage in his briefs? Because he wanted to prove that you don’t need a tuxedo to host the Oscars,… Read More »2015 Archive: The Neil Patrick Harris Underwear Stunt
2015 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Emmanuel Lubezki win (again)? Because he figured out how to fly a camera through a window and into a man’s soul. Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
2015 Legacy: The Michael Keaton “Gum” Moment
Why was he chewing gum when he lost? To show that even if you don’t win an Oscar, you can still have fresh breath for… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Michael Keaton “Gum” Moment
2015 Legacy: Album of the Year
Why Morning Phase? Because it’s the perfect soundtrack for waking up and realizing you just beat Beyoncé for a Grammy. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2015 Legacy: Album of the Year