The middle school girls splitting into two separate factions based on which celebrity model appeared in Taylor Swift’s action-movie music video line-up. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The Bad Blood Standoff
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2015 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2015 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because she couldn’t understand how the parish directory file “vanished into the cloud”… Read More »2015 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2015 Archive: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
Why was the marketing team obsessed with sea life? (Wait, that’s early 2015—let’s stick to the Ice Buckets). Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Left Shark” Anticipation
Why was the boss whispering? He was “capturing his 2015 manifest” into a 8GB stick. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014 “Ice Buckets… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why did the manager bring a “Bucket of Ice” to the 2015 planning meeting? To show that he’s “Cool under pressure” and “Ready to make… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Final 2014 Task
She’s already making a list of “2015 Failures” for me. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
We’ve got Guardians, we’ve got Interstellar, and we survived the Ice Bucket Challenge. Surely 2015 will be a very calm year. Part of the 72… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 2014 Optimism
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