2011 Archive: The Real Steel Premise
Hugh Jackman training a robot to box. 2011 is the year of “Why not put a robot in it?” Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2011 Archive: The Real Steel Premise
2011 Vintage: The War Horse Tears
Spielberg and a horse. I’ve never been so worried about a farm animal in my life. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral… Read More »2011 Vintage: The War Horse Tears
2011 Archive: The FIFA Women’s World Cup
Why was Japan the world’s favorite? Because they beat the USA in a penalty shootout, giving a grieving nation a reason to smile after the… Read More »2011 Archive: The FIFA Women’s World Cup
2011 Vintage: The Jose Mourinho “Finger in the Eye”
Why was El Clasico so ugly? Because Mourinho poked Tito Vilanova in the eye during a sideline brawl, proving that “The Special One” has some… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Jose Mourinho “Finger in the Eye”
2011 Legacy: The Tony Stewart “Tony” Year
Why was the NASCAR title a tie-break? Because Stewart won 5 of the 10 Chase races and proved that “Smoke” always rises when the pressure… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Tony Stewart “Tony” Year
2011 Classic: The Flat Screen
She says our TV is so slim it “lacks the authority of a heavy cathode ray tube.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Classic: The Flat Screen
2011 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Restaurant
2011 Archive: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: iCloud Launch
Why was Mom worried the turkey would “float away”? Because Dad tried to explain the cloud to her, and she kept looking nervously out the… Read More »2011 Classic: iCloud Launch
2011 Vintage: Captain America (MCU Debut)
Why was the skinny kid suddenly a super soldier? Because he had a “Star-Spangled Man” song and he just wanted to punch Nazis. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: Captain America (MCU Debut)