2011 Legacy: The QR Code Rejection
Staring at a square puzzle-like code on a cereal box and declaring that the food company must have had a printing error that ruined the… Read More »2011 Legacy: The QR Code Rejection
2011 Legacy: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
2011 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2010 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2010
Why were we so ready for 2011? Because we had our iPads, our filters, and our “likes”—we were fully prepared for a decade of never… Read More »2010 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2010
2010 Vintage: The End
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2011! Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2011 Failures” for me. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Ghost Protocol
No, that’s 2011. But I’m already “ghosting” the conversation when she starts talking about her mother’s diet. Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Ghost Protocol
2010 Vintage: The Insurance Panic
A man ran into the clinic shouting, “Does this plan cover 2011?” The receptionist said, “Sir, in 2010, we aren’t even sure it covers this… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Insurance Panic
2010 Vintage: The Final 2010 Joke
Why did the manager bring a “Top” to the 2011 planning meeting? To see if it would “stop spinning” and tell him if he was… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Final 2010 Joke