The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
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2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
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2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
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35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!