2011 Vintage: Captain America (MCU Debut)

Why was the skinny kid suddenly a super soldier? Because he had a “Star-Spangled Man” song and he just wanted to punch Nazis.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »

Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »

In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »

What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »

Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »

In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »

Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »

Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »

Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »

In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »

Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »

In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »

In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »

Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User04/12/2015 09:16Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Campus_King09/02/1997 08:27The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/25/2007 00:24Multipass! For the comedy club!

@About_Dot_Com09/22/2005 06:05The human guide to online humor.

@Flickr_User_0407/28/2004 09:58A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Hi5_Pro_User11/29/1998 16:28High five for this joke!