2007 Classic: The Emo Hair Final Form
Why did the math teacher keep telling the students to adjust their posture? Because the sideswept emo hair trend had reached its peak, and half… Read More »2007 Classic: The Emo Hair Final Form
2007 Legacy: The MySpace Top 8 Drama Finale
The absolute chaos when a student moved her best friend down to the ninth spot, leading to a dramatic hallway confrontation before first period. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The MySpace Top 8 Drama Finale
2007 Legacy: The Nintendo Wii Bowling Injury
Straining a shoulder muscle while aggressively throwing an imaginary plastic bowling ball at a flat-screen television during a highly competitive match against an eight-year-old. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Nintendo Wii Bowling Injury
2007 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2007 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
Discovering a cracked, frosted plastic bowl in the fellowship kitchen freezer containing unknown frozen contents securely labeled “Parish Picnic – July 1997.” Part of the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Tupperware Archaeology
2007 Classic: The Floppy Disk Retirement
The pastor sadly tossing a plastic box of colored 3.5-inch floppy disks into the trash because the new parish office computer doesn’t even have a… Read More »2007 Classic: The Floppy Disk Retirement
2006 Vintage: The Last Joke of 2006
Why did the manager bring a “Mirror” to the 2007 planning meeting? Because he wanted to “reflect” on our “Great Success!” Part of the 65… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Last Joke of 2006
2006 Archive: The 2006 New Year’s Eve
Why were we excited for 2007? Because we wanted to see if the “Patriots” could actually go 19-0 and if Federer would ever lose a… Read More »2006 Archive: The 2006 New Year’s Eve
2006 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2006
Why were we so ready for 2007? Because rumors of a “Google Phone” or an “Apple Phone” were everywhere, and we were tired of our… Read More »2006 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2006
2006 Archive: The End
I’m “done”—see you in 2007! Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified