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2007 Classic: The Emo Hair Final Form

Why did the math teacher keep telling the students to adjust their posture? Because the sideswept emo hair trend had reached its peak, and half the class was looking at the chalkboard through a thick curtain of flat-ironed black bangs.

Part of the 33 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Soulja Boy & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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