2007 Vintage: The Bratz Invasion
Why were the four leads nominated as a group? Because the Razzies decided that “Girl Power” in this case just meant “Powerfully bad dialogue and… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Bratz Invasion
2007 Vintage: The “Bratz” Fashion
Why was it hit? For making a movie that felt like a 90-minute commercial for things that break within two days. Part of the 39… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Bratz” Fashion
2007 Legacy: The “Perfect Stranger” Twist
Why Bruce Willis and Halle Berry? For an ending so stupid it made Catwoman look like a masterpiece of logic. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Perfect Stranger” Twist
2007 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why 30 Rock? For teaching us that “working on your night cheese” is a valid career goal. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
2007 Archive: The Heroes Hype
Why was everyone talking about “Save the cheerleader, save the world”? Because by the time the ceremony ended, we realized nobody had actually saved the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Heroes Hype
2007 Classic: The Transformers Bay-hem
Why was it so shiny? Because Michael Bay realized that if you have giant robots that turn into GM cars, you don’t need a script—you… Read More »2007 Classic: The Transformers Bay-hem
2007 Vintage: The 28 Weeks Later Intro
Why the running? For an opening scene so stressful it made everyone realize that the only thing worse than a zombie is a zombie that… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 28 Weeks Later Intro
2007 Legacy: The Rihanna “Umbrella” Reign
Why was it raining everywhere? Because Rihanna and Jay-Z created a hit so massive it stayed at #1 in the UK for 10 weeks, coinciding… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Rihanna “Umbrella” Reign
2007 Vintage: The Avril Lavigne “The Best Damn Thing”
Why the “Hey! Hey! You! You!”? For Avril ditching the tie for a pink skull-and-crossbones and the biggest pop-punk hit of her career. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Avril Lavigne “The Best Damn Thing”
2007 Legacy: The Muse “HAARP”
Why the Wembley Stadium satellites? For Matt Bellamy proving that his band was now officially too big for this planet. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Muse “HAARP”