2007 Vintage: The Spider-Man 3 Dance
Why was the teenager acting so “emo”? Because Topher Grace’s Venom and Tobey Maguire’s “dark” dance moves convinced every teen that a fringe and a… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Spider-Man 3 Dance
2007 Vintage: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my iPhone has no buttons! Part of the 38 Classic… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Cargo
2007 Vintage: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Shore
2007 Archive: The Housing Bubble Creak
Why were the 2007 economists so calm? Because they thought a “Subprime Mortgage” was just a fancy way of saying “The house always wins,” until… Read More »2007 Archive: The Housing Bubble Creak
2007 Vintage: The Writers Guild Strike
Why were late-night shows so boring? Because without writers, we realized that politicians aren’t actually funny on their own. Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Writers Guild Strike
2007 Legacy: The Al Gore “Inconvenient” Win
Why did a documentary about the weather win an Oscar? To prove that even if you lose the Presidency, you can still win a gold… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Al Gore “Inconvenient” Win
2007 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did An Inconvenient Truth win? To give Al Gore a chance to have a “Victory Speech” that didn’t involve a Florida recount. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Best Original Song
2007 Vintage: The 2007 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the “Rat” finally won, the “Queen” stayed the Queen, and Martin Scorsese finally became… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 2007 Final Oscars Vibe
2007 Classic: Record of the Year
Why “Not Ready to Make Nice”? Because being stubborn never sounded so professional. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready to Make… Read More »2007 Classic: Record of the Year
2007 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Waiting on the World to Change” by John Mayer? Because he spoke for a generation that was too tired to actually go outside and… Read More »2007 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal