2005 Vintage: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why “Sunrise” by Norah Jones? Because the Grammys still haven’t found a way to stop giving her awards. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: Best Female Pop Vocal
2005 Vintage: Tom Cruise’s Couch
Why did the Razzies create a “Most Tiresome Tabloid Targets” category? Because Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch was a better performance than anything he… Read More »2005 Vintage: Tom Cruise’s Couch
2005 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple
Why Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell? For proving that a “magical” romance is impossible if the leads look like they’re waiting for different buses. Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple
2005 Legacy: The Lost Island Takeover
Why did it win Best Drama in its first season? Because the Academy was so confused by the smoke monster that they gave it a… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Lost Island Takeover
2005 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Patricia Arquette? For making “seeing things” the new “Method Acting.” Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Lost in the Jungle, Desperate… Read More »2005 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
2005 Archive: The Monk Sanitizer Joke
Why? Because Tony Shalhoub probably cleaned the Emmy statuette with a wet wipe before touching it. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The Monk Sanitizer Joke
2005 Classic: The 40-Year-Old Virgin Chest
Why was Steve Carell screaming? Because that waxing scene was 100% real, proving that “Method Acting” in 2005 meant sacrificing your chest hair for the… Read More »2005 Classic: The 40-Year-Old Virgin Chest
2005 Vintage: The Syriana Confusion
Why George Clooney? For a movie so complicated that Clooney actually had to gain 30 pounds just to handle the weight of the plot. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Syriana Confusion
2005 Legacy: The Foo Fighters “In Your Honor”
Why the double album? Because Dave Grohl wanted to show he could be the loudest man in rock and the most sensitive guy with an… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Foo Fighters “In Your Honor”
2005 Archive: The Kaiser Chiefs “Employment”
Why “I Predict a Riot”? For the peak of the “Landfill Indie” era where every band had a catchy chorus and a Fred Perry shirt.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Kaiser Chiefs “Employment”