2004 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “Opportunities for Growth” for me for 2005. Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone”… Read More »2004 Legacy: The New Year
2004 Classic: The Knee
“Your knee is ‘Legacy Tech’. We need to upgrade you to the 2005 model.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Knee
2004 Vintage: The End
I’m “logging” off—see you in 2005! Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Millennium Farewell
Why were we looking at 2005? Because with the NHL gone and the Red Sox hex broken, anything seemed possible—including a guy from Texas actually… Read More »2004 Classic: The Millennium Farewell
2004 Vintage: The Swift Boat Veterans
Why were the 2004 ads so effective? Because they proved that in American politics, what you did in 1969 is more important than what you… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Swift Boat Veterans
2004 Vintage: The Final 2004 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Fetch”? Because we survived the year of the flip phone, the mean girl, and the yellow bracelet. We were ready for… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Final 2004 Vibe
2000 Vintage: The Y2K Relief Celebration
The parish council opening the January meeting by laughing about the fifty cases of canned goods stockpiled in the basement, then quietly voting to use… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Y2K Relief Celebration
2000 Classic: The TiVo
We recorded the whole season of The West Wing. We’ll watch it in 2005 at this rate. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New… Read More »2000 Classic: The TiVo
1999 Legacy: The Storage
“I have enough canned spam to last until 2005!” “Great, but do you have a girlfriend?” “No, the spam took up her side of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Storage
1999 Legacy: The “Smooth” by Santana
Why was the 1999 summer so hot? Because Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas created a song that literally refused to stop playing until the year… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Smooth” by Santana