2004 Classic: The Knee

“Your knee is ‘Legacy Tech’. We need to upgrade you to the 2005 model.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja10/20/2014 12:02Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector03/01/2005 16:48This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Eminem_Fan_0006/19/2013 23:38Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Orkut_Member_9904/01/2003 18:45A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/18/2003 19:42The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Gaia_Online_Gold01/22/2012 20:24Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Cool_Story_Bro02/19/2005 16:22Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Filter_Fanatic06/25/2007 02:50This joke looks better with a sepia filter.