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2004 Vintage: The Swift Boat Veterans

Why were the 2004 ads so effective? Because they proved that in American politics, what you did in 1969 is more important than what you plan to do in 2005.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AskJeeves_Fan08/17/2011 15:52Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Myspace_Tom09/04/1998 09:57I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Forrest_Gump_8810/02/2008 06:55Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/06/2004 18:56Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Fight_Club_Tyler08/12/2010 02:04The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Leave_Britney_A06/07/2003 11:46Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Success_Kid_Win05/23/1997 02:30Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Net_Neutrality03/21/2015 22:10Equality for all jokes!
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