Why was he nominated for Assassins and Judge Dredd? Because for Sly in the ’90s, a Razzie nomination was like a coffee shop loyalty card—every tenth one should have been free.
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2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
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41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
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2025 Archive: The "Mufasa" Voice-over
Why was it mocked? For proving that talking lions are only majes...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
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33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.