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1995 Legacy: Sylvester Stallone’s Consistency

Why was he nominated for Assassins and Judge Dredd? Because for Sly in the ’90s, a Razzie nomination was like a coffee shop loyalty card—every tenth one should have been free.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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