The Last Jedi: Why were the cousins fighting? Because half of them loved the Porgs and the other half was convinced that Luke Skywalker wouldn’t just drink blue milk and hide on an island.
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2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
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2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
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I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
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I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
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