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2017 Vintage: Star Wars

The Last Jedi: Why were the cousins fighting? Because half of them loved the Porgs and the other half was convinced that Luke Skywalker wouldn’t just drink blue milk and hide on an island.

Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

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Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan06/21/2002 04:19Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor03/10/2002 02:35You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan04/16/1999 15:55Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Napster_Search11/10/2015 18:24Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Ancient_Aliens_G08/13/2010 05:58I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@CompuServe_Classic09/22/1998 17:03Premium humor for premium members.
@Leet_Speaker_7710/23/1996 11:427h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Railgun_Sniper07/11/2005 03:54I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Annoying_Orange08/14/1995 06:55Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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