Why were the aliens allergic to water? Because in 2002, M. Night Shyamalan proved that even advanced civilizations forget to check the weather forecast for Earth.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
My followers need to see this!