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2023 Legacy: Selena Gomez vs. Hailey Bieber

 Why was this still a thing? Because the internet spent all of 2023 analyzing eyebrow shapes like they were national security threats.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan04/11/1995 01:08Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy09/25/2009 04:23Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Binary_Boy03/11/1997 13:5101001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Fred_Channel_0607/31/2003 15:34HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Anonymous_User01/12/2006 07:15We are many. We are laughing.

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