2015 Vintage: Scream Queens

Why was the dinner so “slay”? Because the show made “horror-comedy” the official vibe for anyone under the age of 25.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »

In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »

Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »

Why didn't the lyrics make sense? Because "Life, it never die" wa...read more »

In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »

Why was the cousin "carving" the air? Because he was wearing mixe...read more »

Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »

Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »

Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »

Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »

A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »

The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »

In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee06/21/2001 04:19Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Hotmail_Checker02/04/2007 08:36Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Emule_Donkey10/26/2004 19:21Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@PeanutButter_J10/18/1999 16:49It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Loituma_Girl07/30/2010 15:54Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Blink_Tag_User03/16/2007 10:25<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Construction_Dig12/28/2009 04:52Still digging for more humor!

@Face_Palm_0104/29/2009 21:04Classic. Simply classic.