Why did everyone jump when the timer went off? Because the sequel was about to hit theaters, and suddenly every kitchen timer sounded like a masked killer calling from inside the house.
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Saving the best laugh for last!