Why did Grandma cover her eyes? Because 2013 was the year we all learned what “twerking” was, and we all wished we hadn’t.
Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas.
She told me “No...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
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I am listening... and I am laughing.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
3D laughs are the best!