Why was the 10-minute version of “All Too Well” playing on a loop? Because we were all “remembering it all too well” and the niece wouldn’t let us turn it off until she finished her scarf.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
Why was everyone talking about the same brand of soda? Because a ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
Why was the cousin "carving" the air? Because he was wearing mixe...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
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