Why was a rat cooking? Because in 2007, Pixar proved that “anyone can cook,” even if they live in a sewer and pull on your hair to make an omelet.
Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: JoJo Siwa’s New Look
Why was she on Celebrity Big Brother? Because in 2025, JoJo deci...read more »
2024 Classic: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake Feud
Why was "Not Like Us" the anthem of 2024? Because Kendrick Lamar...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to th...read more »
2024 Archive: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars (Die With A Smile)
Why were they wearing matching blue suits? Because in 2024, they...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »
The Eminem Phenomenon
Eminem's rise brought jokes about his aggressive lyrics and famil...read more »
2025 Legacy: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Engagement
Why did the internet crash on a random Tuesday in 2025? Because ...read more »
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition
In 2024, the world became a waiting room for the latest Taylor Sw...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus Thailand
Why were we all afraid of wellness retreats? Because the third s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
2024 Classic: Dune
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2024 Classic: Bad Monkey
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
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