Why did Paris win Worst Supporting Actress for House of Wax? Because playing a character whose most convincing scene is becoming a literal candle was the most honest acting of her career.
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.