Why was it historic? Because a movie about a basement won Best Picture in the year everyone was stuck in their own basements, proving that Bong Joon-ho is a prophet.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom-Call” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
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I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
I choose to believe it’s funny.