Why was it a reality check? Because in the mountains of Afghanistan, the U.S. Army learned that a $20 million helicopter is still vulnerable to a guy with an RPG who skipped breakfast and has nothing to lose.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I’m going to poke you for this joke!