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1996 Archive: Netscape Navigator 3.0

 Why did we feel like explorers? Because the logo was a ship’s wheel, which fit the speed—you felt like you were actually rowing through an ocean of molasses to load a JPEG.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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