Why did the dictator of Zaire finally leave? Because even after 32 years of stealing, he realized you can’t take a gold-plated leopard skin hat with you when the rebels are at the front door.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
As if! This is too funny.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!