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1995 Legacy: Mel Gibson (Braveheart)

 Why did Mel wear a kilt? Because in 1995, it was the only way to show the English he had more “cojones” and better war paint than they did.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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