Why did he have telekinesis? Because in 1996, Hollywood decided that after Pulp Fiction, Travolta was basically a god who could move pencils with his mind.
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
As if! This is too funny.
The power of three... laughs!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Taking a photo of me laughing!