Why was John Major like a lukewarm cup of tea? Because he was mild, slightly bland, and everyone knew he was about to be replaced by someone with a lot more sugar (Tony Blair).
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
By the gods, this is a funny one!
There is a joke in my boot!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Super green! Hilarious!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Deal with it. This is gold.