Why did he talk about cow milk? Because he wanted to make sure that while everyone was celebrating their gold statues, they were also feeling slightly guilty about their cereal choices.
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39 Oscars Jokes: The 2010 “Hurt Locker, Avatar & Kathryn’s History” Edition
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Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
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In 2020, the 92nd Academy Awards broke the "one-inch barrier" of ...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Anya Taylor-Joy Look
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2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »
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In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Wicked win? Because building the Emerald City is the only...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Not bad. Not bad at all.