Why was everyone in New York so proud? Because in 2009, they gave us an anthem that made even people in Nebraska feel like they were standing in the middle of Times Square.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
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