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1996 Classic: Independence Day

Why did Dad refuse to carve the bird? Because after seeing Will Smith fight aliens, he was convinced that if he poked the turkey in the wrong spot, the entire kitchen would be engulfed in a green laser beam.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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