It goes chew-chew! A very noisy eater indeed.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though.
lol so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!