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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was bragging to her friend that she had finished a jigsa...read more »

A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »

Look at 2025 – the year of total AI integration and the official ...read more »

A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »

The 2022 digital landscape was a whirlwind of change – from Elon ...read more »

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »

A blonde was asked to spell "Mississippi." She said "M-I-S-S-I-S-...read more »

A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »

A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »

A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »

A blonde walked into a shoe store and asked for a pair of alligat...read more »

A blonde tried to organize her closet. After three hours she gave...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/06/2001 14:42Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Modem_Meltdown12/21/2007 22:07My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Napster_Search01/05/2001 10:40Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Goosebumps_Kid07/16/2004 13:11Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Brennan_Huff_X11/18/2006 02:41I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@CompuServe_Classic10/05/2009 18:00Premium humor for premium members.

@Flickr_User_0406/15/1999 12:46A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Newgrounds_User02/28/2001 21:41Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Hacktivist_Fan11/03/2008 00:20Hacking into the comedy mainframe.