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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »
133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »
A blonde put her keys in...
A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »
What do you...
What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »
A blonde went to a restaurant...
A blonde went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza. When the waite...read more »
62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
Step back into the year of lockdowns, endless Zoom calls, and the...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive
Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »

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54 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of the Spice Girls, the tragic loss of...read more »
A blonde went to the hair...
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander09/03/2006 19:24C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@PalmPilot_Pro07/23/1998 22:32Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/14/1997 19:04What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Melrose_Place_Fan10/02/2004 20:14Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Bluetooth_Bot06/27/2010 08:37Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Agent_Smith_0102/02/2014 13:36It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@White_Goodman_G03/23/2008 06:43We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Maplestory_Kid07/11/2005 11:21@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Deal_With_It_G06/17/2010 04:01Deal with it. This is gold.

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