Why was the aunt trying to be “relatable”? Because she saw the “Chilling in Cedar Rapids” video and thought “just chilling” was a personality trait.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
2023 Classic: iPhone 15 (USB-C)
Why was Dad in shock? Because Apple finally switched to USB-C and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Planet of the Bass" Song
Why didn't the lyrics make sense? Because "Life, it never die" wa...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!