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1997 Vintage: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

 Why did kids start liking books? Because J.K. Rowling convinced an entire generation that their mid-tier suburban life was just a mistake and an owl with an acceptance letter was arriving any minute.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1997 “Unsinkable & Unplugged” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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