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2023 Vintage: Gwyneth Paltrow (The Ski Trial)

 Why was her court case a hit? Because she proved that “losing half a day of skiing” is a trauma that deserves a high-fashion courtroom performance.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Cher Comeback
With the hit "Believe," Cher proved she was immortal, leading to ...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
In 2010, the world was spinning like Leonardo DiCaprio’s top. We ...read more »
2025 Archive: Skims "Body Mods"
 Why did Kim K release artificial body hair? Because after the fa...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift (The Tortured Poets Department)
 Why was 2024 so "tortured"? Because Taylor Swift released 31 son...read more »
2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
 Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
2025 Classic: JoJo Siwa’s New Look
 Why was she on Celebrity Big Brother? Because in 2025, JoJo deci...read more »
2024 Vintage: JoJo Siwa (Karma)
 Why was she wearing black face paint and spikes? Because in 2004...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "6-7" Meme
 Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Campus_King02/28/2002 21:48The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Emule_Donkey03/28/2003 09:49Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Tank_Operator03/28/2012 03:33Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Goldmember_I_L10/14/2012 17:19I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Fire_Background05/02/2008 11:55This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@CounterStrike_Pro01/21/2015 08:11Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Slow_Clap_Guy03/29/2000 00:38...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@iPhone_User_0711/29/2014 22:55There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Wall_Post_Hero12/21/2004 16:33Posting this to my own wall right now!

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