Why was everyone spelling “Bananas” in the kitchen? Because Gwen taught us that B-A-N-A-N-A-S was the only way to describe the chaos of a 20-person dinner.
Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake Beef
Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
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It really whips the llama's ass!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!