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2001 Vintage: Driven’s Speed

 Why did Sylvester Stallone return to the nominations? Because he made a movie about Formula 1 racing that was so boring even the stunt car dummies were falling asleep at the wheel.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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