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1995 Classic: Digital Watches with Calculators

Why were they so thick? Because you only used them to type “55378008” and turn it upside down to show your friends.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hattori_Hanzo_S11/30/1995 17:43I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Grunge_Lord_9411/05/2010 15:19I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Charlie_Bit_Me02/13/2012 06:54Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Bernie_Mittens11/06/2009 21:21I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Slashdot_Effect05/11/2007 12:54We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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